What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
Answer: I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.
Sal: How can you tell an elephant from a valentine card?
Al: I don't know.
Sal: Then you don't get a job with the post office.
What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.Olive who?
Olive you!
Why did the boy give his girlfriend a baseball field?
Answer: He wanted to give her the biggest diamond in town.
What animal loves Valentine's Day?
Answer: A deer.
What animal loves wet Valentine's Day cards?
Answer: A reindeer.
What did the insect say to the flower?
Answer: Will you bee my Valentine?
What did the bee say to the flower on Valentine’s Day?
Answer: Hi, Honey!
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